Here we go

Don't know about you but that makes the hairs on the back of my arms stand up with excitement. I'm going to miss the opening ceremony BAH - I'm working and we don't have recording ability here in Hicksville.There is no snow apparently (probably only 6ft deep or something) though the forecast seems to suggest the Weather Gods realised their mistake and have sent re-enforcements. I don't care who wins what either - Winter Olympics to me means keeping unsociable hours ensconced on the sofa with a big rug and several cushions, a handy cowbell (for the skiing) and a rapidly cycling mix of wild hysteria during the luge combined with subtle, yet nagging sense of regret during the downhill as I rather nostalgically rue the day I Never Took up Skiing thus destroying my chances of ever representing GB.

In my next life I am sooo gonna be Franz Klammer...